Ouchy hair

Me cried and me said "ouch."
Why?
Cause dat not good for me.
What's not good for you?
Mine ouchy hair.
Why did it hurt?
Cause me cried.
But why? Why did it hurt?
Cause me cried. And me don't like-ik.
Do you have any more to tell of your story?
Dat mine ouchy hair of all time.